[19:34] Boot Hock-Sung (boot.hock): I was on the rag all day . .

[18:56] CellShader Resident: do you stroke a little ahead of the beat like a punk rock drummer? or do you like to sneak up a little after the beat, like jazz?

[18:10] Fieger Difference: I am rather picky, believe it or not. if their tip is thicker than my head, then really…. what’s the point?

[18:08] Dehrynn Shepherd: well I like to use the whole package, more fun that way, but some get scared if they can’t get past the tip

Keru (kurtheru): dammit I’m gonna get the butt or else

[19:40] Bruin Prospero: you and Kaj should come over and see it. you guys saw it raw

[18:18] Fieger Difference: It doesn’t hurt… but I know it needs pulled.

[18:46] Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga): “cluck cluck, wanna fuck?”

Killian Cross (iankinsella): Hm still overall pretty much loaded

Shizzy Lamont: im so embarrassed… i woulda been up and running a day earlier, had i known that u cant have DP

[20:22] Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga): ha! i got that cock, Dehr… ;P

[20:21] Fieger Difference: Matt wins for the biggest one

[16:06] ƝαтнαηιєƖ Ɗαякє-Scαямση (julian.battitude): i’m less stiff

[15:46] ƝαтнαηιєƖ Ɗαякє-Scαямση (julian.battitude): unless i did it while asleep

Rustie Zeplin: I drilled a big hole today

[19:02] Fieger Difference: maybe someone could make the hole bigger?

[18:36] Alloson Sands: aww you know you want to crawl up in it

[22:41] Kyne Tigerpaw: thankfully my neighborhood is dark and spread out
[22:41] Puerilis Jameson: just like your ass

[21:32] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): oh yeah, Kyne’s special

[21:11] Dov Watanabe: I’ll spin it around for you, Robbie

[18:39] JaggerRogue: Bru is a wide receiver
[18:39] Bruin Prospero: you’re a tight end

[19:39] Tseenik Miles: my favorite dessert to be an inmate with a spotted dick

[18:49] Boot Hock-Sung: the first 20 are the hardest

[22:06] Kyne Tigerpaw: mine were like 7 inches

[18:17] Rustie Zeplin: did they tell you how deep they had to go?

[20:37] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): I got the sausage

[19:51] Bruin Prospero: but i’m afraid he will spray in my face

[19:38] ƝαтнαηιєƖ Ɗαякє-Scαямση (Julian Battitude): i got up

[19:25] JaggerRogue: I think I got everyone

[18:42] ƝαтнαηιєƖ Ɗαякє-Scαямση: leave my crotch alone

Tseenik Miles feels his head swell

Robbie Roo: I love to dip my sausage in the syrup.

Robbie Roo: Oh god I love bangers.