[22:07] Dov Watanabe: Now Su is just asking for mouth-to-mouth, I sw…. *looks down at his lifeguard whistle, and pounces into action*
[22:07] S㊉UIX HΣҒΠΣR: that is soo creepy

[18:55] Jordan Morgenrote: <--- jordan knows asses.

Epic Fail (drew.harcourt): that bun is almost as nice as charley’s
Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga): it looked tasty

[19:01] Future Static: Show me on the doll where you tried to touch Weird Al.

[19:33] Matt Morris (mattmorris) gasps “That’s not nearly enough,”

[19:20] Rustie Zeplin: I went to pick a few rasberries and realized I wasn’t wearing pants

[18:59] Robbie Roo (robertmanners): None for me, I have a rash

[18:58] Dehrynn Shepherd: I just hope it goes down smooth

[19:42] Lance Good: I always kinda thought Justin Bieber was pretty much just Mother Nature wasting a perfectly good cock….

Kyne Tigerpaw puts away his pulled pork and scowls

[15:24] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): I read genitals
[15:24] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): xD
[15:25] Matt Morris (mattmorris): The genitals are coming! The genitals are coming!

[14:50] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): my fan is thirsty and I am blowing, brb

[21:48] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): OH Swallo, there’s a puddle of ball sweat under Charley and Muram

[21:20] Swallo: sry Matt likes to cuddle after…

[20:00] Coin Hammerer: I like cocks

[19:44] Jagger (jaggerrogue): we have a quote board?

εϟмιεℓ ϟнινα ρøϟтнøяη (esmiel.posthorn): I’m all about the service

[14:13] ℓєє ℓуηη ρøϟтнøяη (leelynn82 Resident): lol… do you need instructions on how to put it ALL the way in?

[21:58] Bruin Prospero: is that how charley watches a horror movie too?
[21:58] Kyne Tigerpaw: no that’s how Charley watches a porno

Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): MOOBS!!!!
S㊉UIX HΣҒΠΣR (souixeside): everytime i come here i get hungry

[19:22] Matt Morris: Instead I’m beating off a taco

Dehrynn Shepherd: I just hope the overspray from the waterfall doesn’t cause Jagger’s hair to frizz out of control and make him look like Richard Simmons

Matt Morris (mattmorris): Clothing is like elementary particles at Starfall. Sometimes they pop into existence, then they disappear like they were never there.
Ima Peccable: \o/
Matt Morris (mattmorris): Oops, there I go again, mentioning quantum mechanics after 9 pm. Far too late for that.

[18:59] Jagger (jaggerrogue): I cannot imagine my bare ass

[19:16] Shannon Farigoule Winkler: who cremed sf already?
[19:16] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen looks away

Welcome to Starfall 5.0!

DJ Nate RULES!

Fieger Difference: a sad passing tonight. Its been 8 days, but my carton of balls is now finally gone

[19:19] Pυρ Fαвισ Fιяεcнιld: not my fault it just popped out ;p

[18:53] Bruin Prospero: i’m afraid in bed

[18:50] Samantha Novak: honestly I could never blow Dehrynn.

Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): I usually snap charley’s waistband when it gets quiet in chat but he was proactive and wore something w/o one

[18:57] Jagger entered chat range (7.12 m).
[18:57] Fieger Difference: The bitch is Back?