Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): couldn’t be better, just got home from cock-drinking with some friends xD

[21:02] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Time passes by fast when you’re naked Matt

[18:59] Dehrynn Shepherd: Kaj, you are a magnificent stud

[18:13] S㊉UIX: im gonna do myself for christmas

Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): I’ll get a bonus of vietnamese dong…..

[14:51] ℓєє ℓуηη ρøϟтнøяη (leelynn82): so my cousin lives in a lil town a few hours from me and he woke up to 2″ last Sunday morning

Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): just propose

Well it’s mostly nuts, and I’m not wild about nuts in general.

[14:36] Robbie Roo (robertmanners): Got my thirteen-year-old gonads into a froth

[14:09] Robbie Roo (robertmanners): It just makes me wonder what Queen Anne wanted revenge for. She had it pretty good considering she was barren and not very pretty.

[19:13] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen: .”scuse me while I whips dis out!”
[19:13] Dov Watanabe: Mmmmm I like

[20:23] Jagger (jaggerrogue): [20:22] Bruin Prospero: jagger has tired charley’s fingers

[19:01] Matt Morris (mattmorris): You’re questioning my unicorn, Dehr? ::is enraged::

[19:01] Dehrynn Shepherd: oh it was so small

[18:58] Muram (muram.neruda): but Future beat us all

[20:33] Dov Watanabe: I’ve shot that stuff before

[20:11] Matt Hall: ooo … Muram has new see-through jock on tonight

[18:06] Robbie Roo: I’ve been craving a ** since Saturday, and I found one a block from my house and it smelled divine… I am currently wrestling with it, which is almost as wide as it is long.

Robbie Roo (robertmanners): YAY Cream!

] Treize Sholokhov: hand cranked and all

[20:10] Matt Morris (mattmorris) contemplates a moment, and then forcibly kisses everyone.

[19:52] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): I’m STILL giggling in RL…I woulda NEVER thought of Mudflap

[19:52] Bruin Prospero: yeah i was mudflapped at a frat party in college. fortunately i was splash guarded

[19:13] Dehrynn Shepherd: I did Kaj!

[19:33] Kyne Tigerpaw: Then she asked me if I wanted it.

[19:31] Kyne Tigerpaw: Like, foot long, four inches thick.

[19:18] Bruin Prospero: supposedly genghis spread his seed pretty widely. like jagger
[19:18] Coin Hammerer: But he’d taste way better on a Ritz

[18:59] Rustie Zeplin: Sawyer Fredericks does it the best

S㊉UIX (souixeside): fie take those off i dont think i will use them

Јєяяყ (Jerry Dagostino): I grinded my meat tonight

20:34] Bruin Prospero: i like to go all in

[19:02] Matt Morris (mattmorris): I’ll blame it on just waking up instead of being a dirty-minded pervert. Yep.

[18:53] Joηesу (bo130 Resident): my metaphor use has increased because of sl