Quoted by: mattmorris
[19:50] EPIC FAIL: my balls ache im so HARD
[19:50] EPIC FAIL: my balls ache im so HARD
[19:31] Bruin Prospero: I’m usually crap in bed since they dont have to work hard to get it – they get it so easily.
[07:29 PM] Bruin Prospero: yeah i’d still do ryan phillippe [07:29 PM] Robbie: Yes I have!
[19:28] S㊉UIX ARCħER (souixeside): my peen smells like cheetos
[19:24] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): someone’s gonna get fuuuuucked
[19:15] EPIC FAIL shouts: this place is PACKED tighter than my bowel
[19:38] Tseenik Miles cant beleive someone bit
[19:20] Dehrynn Shepherd: leave the undies in a pile by the board and just give me lapdances
Robbie (robertmanners): It worries me that there are people who don’t pee themselves wiith glee when this song come on! 🙁
[22:59] Robbie: Nothin like a bone to make you feel right.
[22:46] Jagger: I walked right into Tsee’s bubble, I was doing something naughty
Dov Watanabe: Ruins = “classical.” Dive = “damn there’s four inches of stinkwater on the bathroom floor”
[19:11] Bruin Prospero takes his hand out of shizzy’s purse [19:12] Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga): that wasnt my purse… >.> [19:12] Fieger Difference: and that wasn’t his hand
[06:58 PM] Jagger: well I’m still on his thing
Jagger (jaggerrogue): it’s soft then …: back and forth
[21:23] Bruin Prospero: lets all stimulate ralphie [21:23] S㊉UIX ARCħER: im obsessed .. i want to do it so bad.
Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (Charley Eismann): lengthen it!!!
[06:38 PM] Tseenik Miles: I like things in my mouth
[08:01 PM] Jagger: I am Charley
[18:57] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (Charley Eismann): the bowtie makes this bulge look like my balls got beestung
[09:49 PM] Jagger: is ok, I pulled it out
[07:41 PM] Shizzy Lamont: its a decent size, too!
[19:27] Harone Seriman: umm I know I am just an old fart but dont tell Dehr I said that hes the same age
[21:54] Ila the Electroencephalograph (ianstan.naxos): Ima takes over 9,000 psychotropic drugs
[21:44] Ila the Electroencephalograph (ianstan.naxos): even though I feel like my brain has been removed through a straw
[08:47 PM] Jagger: ewww it is dripping
[19:35] Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga): well, im an easy kinda gal, Jagger ;P
[19:33] Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga): what would u do if i pulled on something else? ;P [19:33] Cailan Lefavre: scream like a little girl and cry
[19:21] Kyne Tigerpaw: because all my friends are mad about me getting a hard one
[06:48 PM] ㄨஐRalphieஐㄨ: i’m not nice i’m just afk alot >.>
[15:35] Јєяяყ: took me 35 minutes just to pull the meat, hands were hurting after that
[20:26] Bruin Prospero: jagger tries to insert himself quite often
Matt Morris (mattmorris): I feel like there should be some worshipping of me going on. All the partial cats and me the full cat. I’m your creator, bitches. You know how many women I had to knock up for there to be a viable neko population.