Category Archives: Quotes

[18:56] The Elf Speaks – Don’t Start Me On The Liquor

[18:40] Jimmie Teebrook: i look like fieger’s slave boy over here

[13:37] Robbie Roo (robbie.ravenhurst): Manatees are cool.

[19:13] Bruin Prospero: when i’m ruthed, i make an excellent lesbian [19:14] Future Static: We call that “Bruthed”

[18:55] Bruin Prospero: dov, you are so deep

[20:10] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen: Shizzy’s strap-on uses Velcro…but I will not say how I know that fact

[14:38] Fieger Difference: Hey there, cabbage… you live around here?…. You must be a parking ticket because you got FINE written all over you!

[19:08] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): I would be pissed-off if the shrimpo disappeared anywhere other than down my throat

[18:59] Future Static: Ball gag isn’t a language

[19:09] Ginkus Habilis: Get Me Off

[19:31] Swallo Jackman: I love to terrify twinks [19:31] Swallo Jackman: I call them “my mini tampons”

[19:36] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Well you can put in whatever you like

Muram Neruda: brb checking out contractor dude

Jimmie Teebrook: i have 2 hairs

[18:25] Future Static: Sorry, I usually swallow it all!

[20:42] Future Static: Charley’s “southern comfort” is really sweet [20:42] Jasper Tardigrade: and pleasantly musky

[19:02] Future Static: I would’ve crashed sooner had I known RObbie would rub my tushie soothingly…

[19:51] Bruin Prospero: tho if we just did it, who would stop us?

[18:31] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Glad you like Future

[18:07] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): I don’t think it’s quite that big

[20:11] Kyne Tigerpaw: I’ll stick with masturbating

[18:13] Jimmie Teebrook: makes me get an erection, is what it does

[14:36] Matt Fluffpaw: thank the gods it’s slowed down a bit – it’s that heavy wet shit and I’ve already had to clear 4 times already, I’d be dead in a couple hours if it kept up at that pace

Robbie Roo (Robbie Ravenhurst): Oooh damn… I feel this voice all the way down to my taint.

[19:59] Swallo Jackman: I think I have Little Willy

[19:48] Rustie Zeplin: my kettle developed a rust hole on the bottom [19:49] Ryo Sasaki: IS that code?

[18:19] Caylix Azúcar: my that is a big one! [18:19] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann: Why thank you

[20:34] Cru: shoot a load on my fanny

[18:21] Jimmie Teebrook: is dov getting bigger?

[20:34] Ryo Sasaki: hard

[18:37] Swallo Jackman: behind. I have scabies

[19:25] Future Static: I like the 12″ ones

[19:38] Sam Winchester (adelphus) blinks, “okay now its huge. I’ll stop fluffing.”