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[20:30] Dehrynn Shepherd: You might be safe from mollestation, but gropings, fondlings, and debauchings, deflowerings, and some more insideous forms of external gratification will be perpetrated

[20:21] Ali (alianahdarke) flops it back in

[20:14] JaggerRogue: Well I would, – I can’t fill in the butt gaps [evil edit]

[18:38] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen senses a metal boner coming on [18:38] Muram: *purrs*

[19:03] Dehrynn Shepherd: Jagger and Bru, the Clothing Movers – call 555-OFF-ITGO

[19:01] Future Static: I’m always against his pants.

Kaoru (kaoruuuu): I am a slut

[20:08] Rustie Zeplin: it got stuck on my tonsils

[20:06] Rustie Zeplin: coughed up 3 hairballs at work today

JaggerRogue: I like it thick

JaggerRogue: I make my own cuz I like it thick

[18:34] ѕнa : ive been eating reese cups instead of dinner cause im lazy #teamfatass

[20:15] Bruin Prospero: between jordan and shizzy i’m tempted to turn straight

[20:15] Randy DeVinna: Damn, we’re a handsome family, Bru! [20:16] Bruin Prospero: we are indeed. Randy. everyone at the post office says so

[20:08] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (Charley Eismann): Ya’ll dont smack Jordan with those WMD’s [20:08] Jordan Good (Jordan Morgenrote): charley mind your own business!!

[20:11] Bruin Prospero: we know how to work the pixels at this point

[20:10] Bruin Prospero: charley you should appreciate our experience

[18:36] Kyne Tigerpaw: it was a big floppy pink one

[19:56] JaggerRogue: omg I almost spit out … Fie

Bruin Prospero: i take everything at facial value. it’s much easier

[19:31] ѕυкαккє (souixeside): i love hot and spicey nuts

[19:59] Tseenik Miles: be sure that thing doesnt break off in there

[19:58] Tseenik Miles: when I thought you were preggers Kaj I had a greater estimation of Charlie’s prowess

[19:51] Tseenik Miles: he means a real doctor Bruin… not a duct tape using guy

[19:45] Bruin Prospero: but jagger does like a stiff bone

Kyne Tigerpaw: is wooded

[19:34] Boot Hock-Sung (boot.hock): I was on the rag all day . .

[18:56] CellShader Resident: do you stroke a little ahead of the beat like a punk rock drummer? or do you like to sneak up a little after the beat, like jazz?

[18:10] Fieger Difference: I am rather picky, believe it or not. if their tip is thicker than my head, then really…. what’s the point?

[18:08] Dehrynn Shepherd: well I like to use the whole package, more fun that way, but some get scared if they can’t get past the tip

Keru (kurtheru): dammit I’m gonna get the butt or else

[19:40] Bruin Prospero: you and Kaj should come over and see it. you guys saw it raw

[18:18] Fieger Difference: It doesn’t hurt… but I know it needs pulled.