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[19:42] Jagger (jaggerrogue): don’t shock my monkey that hurts

[19:24] Bruin Prospero: they lose me if the words have more than one syllable

[19:21] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): well…I sorta like it but stickier

[19:16] Dehrynn Shepherd: charley sings this to Kaj’s bulge all the time [19:16] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): well…he CALLS it Mr. Microphone

Starfall!! Get your dose of Double entendre and sexual innuendo!

[18:06] Kody Sands looks at Alloson and blows him

[20:43] Matt Morris: Been so long, but I got it in the end.

[19:54] Colby Lykin mixes the red bull with some jagger [19:55] Matt Morris: I hope you washed him first.

[20:36] Coin Hammerer: Do you feel domesticated yet? [20:36] Dehrynn Shepherd: of course not.. I’m a free range elfin chicken

[19:05] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen: speaking of bm…my boss waits until the server sets our food on the table to say “Man…the sautee’d mushroooms I had last night gave me diarrhea [19:05] Bhakti Mimulus: no pictures?

[21:50] {theosophy} Evil Tester: Hahahaha just kidding

[21:43] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): gotta go at a very low temperature, like if you’re trying to toast my nuts

[20:52] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Dehrynn wait til Charley gives you the butt job

[19:53] Pretzel : Mmmm.. [19:54] Pretzel : Mmmm, that was great, Dehrynn Shepherd!

[18:52] Dehrynn Shepherd: Jagger, the Starfall Porn Lord, will record you twisting your tongue to tantilize and titilate the urgent undulations of your underneath

[18:52] Jagger: cum together…. right now…. over me

[18:49] Fieger Difference: I know that Uranus is large and gassy [18:49] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): mine is NOT

[18:16] Fieger Difference: Fuck Jagger. FUCK. [18:16] Fieger Difference: Fuck [18:16] Fieger Difference: Fuck [18:16] Fieger Difference: FUCK

LaFel Elvehjem: Oh no.. the spoodge is leaking into my boots!

[22:05] Ruin Ernshaw: hmm who woulda thought Id be overdressed in a singlet?

[20:15] Kody Sands: but I did have a paw poke me in the butt

[18:33] Tseenik Miles: Oh great Alloson, now I have a green dick

[18:32] Alloson Sands spritzes Tsee’s crotch with miracle grow

[19:18] Coin Hammerer: Sucking cock IS having sex,mate.

Kyne Tigerpaw: If they are fine you should have another cock Dehrynn Shepherd: well that’s something I plan on doing soon yeah

[18:36] Robbie Roo (robertmanners): Oh I’ll have to go fuck

[18:31] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): I have an app called “my gaydar” that works pretty well, I think Charley turned me on

[18:07] Kody Sands: I have the best bulge display

[22:02] Matt Morris returns, but will be busy shoving beef into his mouth

[20:29] Boot Hock-Sung (boot.hock): usully my pants ere down

Rustie Zeplin: one time a huge load shot out my nose

[20:07] тяαdεя ғiтcн тυsкυяsα (fitch.woodrunner): I don’t want to have tea with him, just want to bang him stoopid

[18:55] Dehrynn Shepherd: I think Kaj will need some help getting off