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[19:59] Robbie Roo (robertmanners): That tool a lot longer than I expected.

[19:41] Micah Pup (micahachilles): ‘okay i’ll bend over’

[18:18] Dehrynn Shepherd: I’m pretty sure Kody exercises his cock, with all the boys in the yard.. with milkshaking and such

[18:13] Dehrynn Shepherd: oh hell – there’s no such thing as Porn, Kyne. That’s just daddy and daddy playing a little game called “hide the sausage” or .. choke on the sausage.. or scream when daddy hides the kielbasa..

[20:44] Shizzy Lamont: alright, kiddos, time for me to hit the sac

[21:10] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen) reams so Charley and noxy’s asses again

[20:29] Coin Hammerer: It can’t be that deep, right?

[20:00] Bruin Prospero: and Hanson are three attractive young women

[21:44] Muram: i surprsied im still up [21:44] Jagger: yeah me too

[21:03] Dehrynn Shepherd: it is quite long

[19:44] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann: Never in a million years That was a LIE

[19:42] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): I keep waiting to hear Air Supply start singing

Dov Watanabe: You know, I wasn’t going to ask Kyne Tigerpaw: I suppose you hear one grunt, you’ve heard them all Dov Watanabe: Though I had wondered

[19:42] Jagger (jaggerrogue): don’t shock my monkey that hurts

[19:24] Bruin Prospero: they lose me if the words have more than one syllable

[19:21] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): well…I sorta like it but stickier

[19:16] Dehrynn Shepherd: charley sings this to Kaj’s bulge all the time [19:16] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): well…he CALLS it Mr. Microphone

Starfall!! Get your dose of Double entendre and sexual innuendo!

[18:06] Kody Sands looks at Alloson and blows him

[20:43] Matt Morris: Been so long, but I got it in the end.

[19:54] Colby Lykin mixes the red bull with some jagger [19:55] Matt Morris: I hope you washed him first.

[20:36] Coin Hammerer: Do you feel domesticated yet? [20:36] Dehrynn Shepherd: of course not.. I’m a free range elfin chicken

[19:05] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen: speaking of bm…my boss waits until the server sets our food on the table to say “Man…the sautee’d mushroooms I had last night gave me diarrhea [19:05] Bhakti Mimulus: no pictures?

[21:50] {theosophy} Evil Tester: Hahahaha just kidding

[21:43] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): gotta go at a very low temperature, like if you’re trying to toast my nuts

[20:52] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Dehrynn wait til Charley gives you the butt job

[19:53] Pretzel : Mmmm.. [19:54] Pretzel : Mmmm, that was great, Dehrynn Shepherd!

[18:52] Dehrynn Shepherd: Jagger, the Starfall Porn Lord, will record you twisting your tongue to tantilize and titilate the urgent undulations of your underneath

[18:52] Jagger: cum together…. right now…. over me

[18:49] Fieger Difference: I know that Uranus is large and gassy [18:49] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): mine is NOT

[18:16] Fieger Difference: Fuck Jagger. FUCK. [18:16] Fieger Difference: Fuck [18:16] Fieger Difference: Fuck [18:16] Fieger Difference: FUCK

LaFel Elvehjem: Oh no.. the spoodge is leaking into my boots!

[22:05] Ruin Ernshaw: hmm who woulda thought Id be overdressed in a singlet?