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[20:07] Fieger Difference: Dear watchdog… I want to complain about the sushi at the airport….. the portions going by on the conveyor belt are nice and big… but…. they taste like luggage.

[19:59] Fieger Difference: please make sure your bulges are in their upright locked positions

[19:59] Rustie Zeplin: wish I woulda got here sooner but I was working on my balls

Kyne Tigerpaw: So who won the battle royale scenario? Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): LOU Kaoru (kaoruuuu): SALLY!~!!

[19:51] Dehrynn Shepherd takes his monster out and checks

Dehrynn Shepherd: Goats are smelly Robbie Roo (robertmanners): That sounds nice!

[20:23] Matt Morris (mattmorris): I didn’t tug that hard. What was in those cookies?

[19:14] Rustie Zeplin: I have a bunch of balls that need to get fingered first

19:11] Dehrynn Shepherd: I think West World is really good. Just needs more gay sex

[19:00] Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga): r they jizzing rainbows? xD

[18:54] Matt Morris (mattmorris): That’s okay, no one comes in that

Jagger (jaggerrogue): oh wait it just popped in

[18:39] Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga) fluffs her own pillows

[18:36] Matt Morris (mattmorris): Cock pops up so often here it’s a good thing there isn’t a giant with a hammer around, he’d think it was a free round of whack-a-mole.

[14:48] Jessi de’Vil (kochloeffel.pfeffer): clothes are overrated ㋡

[14:30] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): but I am not as think as you drunk I am xD

[14:05] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): *adjusts bulge when no one’s looking*

[20:02] Dehrynn Shepherd melts when a hot guy has it

[14:39] Seiryo Touji: Oh I found it!!! I found the penis!!!

[19:10] Kyne Tigerpaw: And it was amazing and I now understand what fulfillment at work is – people telling you you are tight.

[19:24] Dehrynn Shepherd: I’m not a wood elf.. even though I am an elf with lots of wood, if you know what I mean

[18:53] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): Matt’s nipples are hard!

[18:41] Jagger: people love to eat it

Jagger (jaggerrogue): I think when Kyne gets here we should all stuff him

[22:07] Dov Watanabe: Now Su is just asking for mouth-to-mouth, I sw…. *looks down at his lifeguard whistle, and pounces into action* [22:07] S㊉UIX HΣҒΠΣR: that is soo creepy

[18:55] Jordan Morgenrote:

Epic Fail (drew.harcourt): that bun is almost as nice as charley’s Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga): it looked tasty

[19:01] Future Static: Show me on the doll where you tried to touch Weird Al.

[19:33] Matt Morris (mattmorris) gasps “That’s not nearly enough,”

[19:20] Rustie Zeplin: I went to pick a few rasberries and realized I wasn’t wearing pants

[18:59] Robbie Roo (robertmanners): None for me, I have a rash

[18:58] Dehrynn Shepherd: I just hope it goes down smooth

[19:42] Lance Good: I always kinda thought Justin Bieber was pretty much just Mother Nature wasting a perfectly good cock….