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Matt Morris: You are all such lovely people! Except Coin, the armed-with-trout slap-happy red panda kidnapper.

[19:10] Dehrynn Shepherd: Honestly.. calling me adorkable. I do NOT resemble that remark. I’m a sleek, sexy and heroic elf lord from the West.. well, more North and East of the Star of Deepest night, but STILL

[18:22] Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση (julian.battitude) nails down the bitch

[19:23] Fieger Difference: I like feely things [

[19:31] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Dov will have Charley and have me tonight

[22:51] Allie Slade (allestria.slade): He is the 5th Delbert.

[19:53] Aris (aristoteles.dorchester): i can’t miss out on the eternal party here

Dehrynn Shepherd just as hard

[14:07] Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga): qwerty is too much of a gentleman, Jerry ;P [14:07] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): yea rite [14:07] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): 😀

Matt Morris (mattmorris): The only thing Shizzy could do worse is doing a full Power-Mad Galadriel while saying “bless your heart”

Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση (julian.battitude): and now i want to just HURL across the room Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): BRB

Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση (julian.battitude) is only late because he got sucked

Coin Hammerer: I’m coming!

[15:33] Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση (Julian Battitude): i’ve been playing with the boyfran all morning

[20:04] WeeBee Jhamin: Sec.. I gotta find that damned penis in my inventory

[18:06] Future Static: The harder, the better!

[19:56] Dehrynn Shepherd: its all fun and games til someone loses an eye, or gets a squirt of cockjuice in the orbitals

[19:43] Dehrynn Shepherd: “by the way, my name is Upton Sinclair, ” i said, “And I changed how men pack meat into trunks. Do you like sausage? “

Rustie Zeplin: I’ve been drugged up since Monday

Jagger really said that.

[20:54] Jagger: ok I admit it, I love the Backstreet Boys

[20:44] Rustie Zeplin: my poor weener is throbbing a bit. I guess I better take a pain pill soon

[20:07] S㊉UIX (souixeside): wow, Jagger’s organ…

[19:56] Robbie Roo: Swallo doesn’t have a vagina, she has a haunted sinkhole.

[19:25] Rustie Zeplin: I got really pounded today so I’m a little loopy

[18:33] Coin Hammerer: It drips

Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): it isnt hard Arti (artie.renoir): Heeeeey!

Nαтe Sαиđeяšøи (julian.battitude): i came in time i think

[14:28] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): and for some reason the air guitar doesn’t work on audio-recordings [14:28] εϟмιεℓ ϟнινα ρøϟтнøяη (esmiel.posthorn): Need to plug it in, silly [14:28] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): bend over ?

[19:34] Rustie Zeplin: I was naked a lot

Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): haha….I’m surprised it was that long

[19:51] Dehrynn Shepherd: Well, Harry Potter was written by a destitute scottish woman that had a need to write names like “Dobie” and “Mad Eye Mooney” and “Serverus Snape” and “Billy buttwad” or whatever

[19:42] Bruin Prospero: I hear I taste like chicken