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[19:30] Kyle Lambert: I love it that Alexa can turn on my vibrator!

[18:05] Jagger (jaggerrogue): … it just jumped in my *mouth*

[18:03] Jagger (jaggerrogue): there is no peen

[19:18] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Air Supply is next!

[19:06] Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση: “spread me! i am soft!

[19:26] Jagger (jaggerrogue): if I’m not close enough I can’t do it

[19:24] Fieger Difference: Jagger’s been busy with his quote “finger” tonight

[19:23] Dehrynn Shepherd: “Oh baby, your sweet and sinister kisses turn me on .. do me.. oh hell yes do me. ” And then Mr Belvadier started to ladle the jello pudding into the candy dishes before him.. and no one knew he was erect while doing so.

[21:06] Bruin Prospero: nite guys. I am going home to dream of Mrs, Krabapplel

[20:49] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): I mean…were it not for Starfall we prolly would never thought of discussing whale penis, let alone anal bleaching

[21:02] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Charley was gonna grow out his pubes for Halloween [21:02] Kyne Tigerpaw: He can braid them like a viking.

Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): it seemed shorther than last year

[19:04] Samantha Novak (adelphus): and yes, I drooled all over it. [19:05] Future Static: You’re not the first, you won’t be the last. (wiggle)

[18:59] Dehrynn Shepherd: Man Kaj, you have no idea how many times I spooged that white icing .. I still feel drained

[18:56] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen: I’d share my pink

[18:45] Justyn Sky (justinskypilot): YW my Elfin brother ** blows Walter

[22:14] Dov Watanabe: Yes, yours look plenty big enough

[20:48] Keru: dates are amazing, had not even had one till after college

[19:34] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): we KNOW who your bitch is, Bru!! [19:34] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Nah, that was just a happy coincidence

[19:02] Jagger (jaggerrogue): *blows*

[19:00] Jagger (jaggerrogue): that seems too long

[18:48] Dehrynn Shepherd: just when you want someone to POKE! your balls , you can’t pull them out

[14:44] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): I don’t mind you knowing how moist it is in my place

[21:44] Samantha Novak: Last time I did that, it took me 4 showers and bleach to get the spunk out of my hair.

[21:19] Dehrynn Shepherd: “Little did Kaj know that , with that Strap-on Comment, He had thrown the proverbial straw the broke the camels back, and Charley would then use sorcery and other black magic to enchant his ass to become a terrible hungry death abomination, on command, killing with pleasure that is unbelievable to mortal… Read More »

[21:22] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): I’ll toss one ina heartbat!

Matt Morris: You are all such lovely people! Except Coin, the armed-with-trout slap-happy red panda kidnapper.

[19:10] Dehrynn Shepherd: Honestly.. calling me adorkable. I do NOT resemble that remark. I’m a sleek, sexy and heroic elf lord from the West.. well, more North and East of the Star of Deepest night, but STILL

[18:22] Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση (julian.battitude) nails down the bitch

[19:23] Fieger Difference: I like feely things [

[19:31] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Dov will have Charley and have me tonight

[22:51] Allie Slade (allestria.slade): He is the 5th Delbert.

[19:53] Aris (aristoteles.dorchester): i can’t miss out on the eternal party here