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[18:56] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen: I’d share my pink

[18:45] Justyn Sky (justinskypilot): YW my Elfin brother ** blows Walter

[22:14] Dov Watanabe: Yes, yours look plenty big enough

[20:48] Keru: dates are amazing, had not even had one till after college

[19:34] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): we KNOW who your bitch is, Bru!! [19:34] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Nah, that was just a happy coincidence

[19:02] Jagger (jaggerrogue): *blows*

[19:00] Jagger (jaggerrogue): that seems too long

[18:48] Dehrynn Shepherd: just when you want someone to POKE! your balls , you can’t pull them out

[14:44] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): I don’t mind you knowing how moist it is in my place

[21:44] Samantha Novak: Last time I did that, it took me 4 showers and bleach to get the spunk out of my hair.

[21:19] Dehrynn Shepherd: “Little did Kaj know that , with that Strap-on Comment, He had thrown the proverbial straw the broke the camels back, and Charley would then use sorcery and other black magic to enchant his ass to become a terrible hungry death abomination, on command, killing with pleasure that is unbelievable to mortal… Read More »

[21:22] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): I’ll toss one ina heartbat!

Matt Morris: You are all such lovely people! Except Coin, the armed-with-trout slap-happy red panda kidnapper.

[19:10] Dehrynn Shepherd: Honestly.. calling me adorkable. I do NOT resemble that remark. I’m a sleek, sexy and heroic elf lord from the West.. well, more North and East of the Star of Deepest night, but STILL

[18:22] Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση (julian.battitude) nails down the bitch

[19:23] Fieger Difference: I like feely things [

[19:31] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Dov will have Charley and have me tonight

[22:51] Allie Slade (allestria.slade): He is the 5th Delbert.

[19:53] Aris (aristoteles.dorchester): i can’t miss out on the eternal party here

Dehrynn Shepherd just as hard

[14:07] Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga): qwerty is too much of a gentleman, Jerry ;P [14:07] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): yea rite [14:07] Јєяяყ (jerry.dagostino): 😀

Matt Morris (mattmorris): The only thing Shizzy could do worse is doing a full Power-Mad Galadriel while saying “bless your heart”

Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση (julian.battitude): and now i want to just HURL across the room Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): BRB

Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση (julian.battitude) is only late because he got sucked

Coin Hammerer: I’m coming!

[15:33] Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση (Julian Battitude): i’ve been playing with the boyfran all morning

[20:04] WeeBee Jhamin: Sec.. I gotta find that damned penis in my inventory

[18:06] Future Static: The harder, the better!

[19:56] Dehrynn Shepherd: its all fun and games til someone loses an eye, or gets a squirt of cockjuice in the orbitals

[19:43] Dehrynn Shepherd: “by the way, my name is Upton Sinclair, ” i said, “And I changed how men pack meat into trunks. Do you like sausage? “

Rustie Zeplin: I’ve been drugged up since Monday

Jagger really said that.

[20:54] Jagger: ok I admit it, I love the Backstreet Boys