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[21:31] Dov Watanabe: “Life was so easy then, all I had to do was dress in a princess tutu and have people tell me I was adorable”

[20:36] Kaoru: oh that looks like a nice unit Rustie [20:36] Kyne Tigerpaw: Oh, I’m sure you can pay him extra for that.

[18:57] Fieger Difference: It got me just INCHES

[19:45] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann: Lance in other words, ………..Charley’s ass [19:45] Lance Good whispers: Yeah… I could do

[19:41] Joηesу: Jordan has pulled out

[19:40] Stockard Darkmatter: i was ready to pour my cream on him

Justyn Sky (justinskypilot): sounds like a good day for a big ass and the super comfy chair.

[19:44] Future Static: Wait…. we can hit people with other people? This… changes…. everything!

[19:33] Rustie Zeplin hasn’t had a cookie since I pigged out on Kisho

[19:07] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): Ey, where da white women at?

[20:15] Rustie Zeplin: sometimes when I get out of bed, I walk over a cowboy

[19:33] Dehrynn Shepherd: Wow, I hope there’s lots of lube. I hear Mars is kinda dry

[19:29] Justyn Sky (justinskypilot): FIrst time in 6 years since something landed on m’arse, so fingers crossed!

[18:43] Bruin Prospero: I have an extra ball

[18:42] Rustie Zeplin: brb, I need to get a gag

[20:24] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): Ive tried Jaggerbone…it’s HARD!

[20:15] S㊉UIX (souixeside): im a professional wanker!

Muram (muram.neruda): did a goose this year

Kyne Tigerpaw: We go through more barely legal boys than you can count, sigh. The Rook (damien.draegonne): Well. They expire. No body wants old veal.

The Rook (damien.draegonne): Fuck that, You are not sleeping tonight, Kyne.

[20:27] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Charley has the perfect opeing for stuffing too

[18:47] Fieger Difference: don’t crunch my berries, dude.

Jagger (jaggerrogue): I want some crabs

[18:31] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): if I was to eat gizzards it’d be cause I was drunk and thought they were balls

[21:14] Robbie Roo: Hey! If I end up with a bald ass I’m gonna be annoyed!

Samantha Novak (adelphus): Dude, I’m suffering from teh BALDING pudenda.

Robbie Roo (robertmanners): Bah… My pubes are half gray.

Matt Morris (mattmorris): general recommendation, don’t try to open the tiny tin of altoids shortly after moisturizing your hands. It’s like trying to find the G spot on an eel.

Coin Hammerer entered chat range (8.87 m). Robbie Roo (robertmanners): YAYnancy!

Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση (julian.battitude): i’m so stiff

[19:30] Coin Hammerer: Yes yes. Eventually, I’m sure I’ll get to it.

[19:23] Matt Morris (mattmorris) solemnly takes his duties as coast seriously and drapes himself between the land and the sea

Ɲαтє Hαяcσυят-Sαηɗєяѕση (julian.battitude): so i sent her pictures of the 7 inches