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[19:15] Dehrynn Shepherd: Shizzy’s kids graduated from the Darth Vadar correspondence school of “Its all too easy.. join the dark side and get girls, boys, and power, and rule the galaxy .. and who’s your daddy” University

[19:15] Matt Morris (mattmorris): Better to come out of Shizzy’s vagina than the Great Linden Cooch in the Sky

[19:11] Coin Hammerer: Care for a cock

[21:04] Dov Watanabe: It’s okay, this is just 12″

[19:50] Bruin Prospero: I prefer peter

[22:35] Puerilis Jameson: he cant help having a small one

[20:09] Coin Hammerer: It’s okay, Sam, I’ll try and keep it in my pants. [20:09] Samantha Novak: Wait. there. I found something.

[19:45] Dehrynn Shepherd: I’ve tried Coin

[19:35] Skua Sarrasine is offline. [19:35] Fieger Difference: I will not do you on the lam, I will not do you Sam

19:33] Fieger Difference: I did it once on a pond and once in a rink

Dehrynn Shepherd: I’ve been fiddling with a few to adjust it to the right size

[20:04] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): STROKE ME STROKE ME!

Samantha Novak (adelphus)Samantha Novak (adelphus) chases the Robbie to polish his antler

[18:44] Dehrynn Shepherd: penistrosaurs? [18:44] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): brrrr

[21:31] Dov Watanabe: “Life was so easy then, all I had to do was dress in a princess tutu and have people tell me I was adorable”

[20:36] Kaoru: oh that looks like a nice unit Rustie [20:36] Kyne Tigerpaw: Oh, I’m sure you can pay him extra for that.

[18:57] Fieger Difference: It got me just INCHES

[19:45] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann: Lance in other words, ………..Charley’s ass [19:45] Lance Good whispers: Yeah… I could do

[19:41] Joηesу: Jordan has pulled out

[19:40] Stockard Darkmatter: i was ready to pour my cream on him

Justyn Sky (justinskypilot): sounds like a good day for a big ass and the super comfy chair.

[19:44] Future Static: Wait…. we can hit people with other people? This… changes…. everything!

[19:33] Rustie Zeplin hasn’t had a cookie since I pigged out on Kisho

[19:07] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): Ey, where da white women at?

[20:15] Rustie Zeplin: sometimes when I get out of bed, I walk over a cowboy

[19:33] Dehrynn Shepherd: Wow, I hope there’s lots of lube. I hear Mars is kinda dry

[19:29] Justyn Sky (justinskypilot): FIrst time in 6 years since something landed on m’arse, so fingers crossed!

[18:43] Bruin Prospero: I have an extra ball

[18:42] Rustie Zeplin: brb, I need to get a gag

[20:24] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): Ive tried Jaggerbone…it’s HARD!

[20:15] S㊉UIX (souixeside): im a professional wanker!

Muram (muram.neruda): did a goose this year

Kyne Tigerpaw: We go through more barely legal boys than you can count, sigh. The Rook (damien.draegonne): Well. They expire. No body wants old veal.