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Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann: I rim at warp speed

[18:52] Noah: good grief, i can’t even figure out all the buttons on my cock

[19:18] Now playing: Psychedelic Porn Crumpets – Found God in a Tomato

[18:32] Dehrynn Shepherd: I’ve got an everlasting gobstopper too, Rustie [18:32] Rustie Zeplin: ♥ Thank Youuuuuuuuuu!! ♥

[19:17] Coin Hammerer: Spank me harder and you’ll get some

[19:13] Dehrynn Shepherd: yeah if you turn yourself upside down, no telling how many dildos and sextoys will fall out and seem ill used..

[18:54] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): he might shove a Royale with Cheese up your ass too

[21:28] Noah: i have the weirdest boner..

[21:15] Noah: u gotta keep the pipes clear Robbie, don’t let all that old nut sit in there

[20:13] Dov Watanabe waggles his forbidden fruit cup

Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Now that Noah’s here we can change the talk from food to porn. Robbie Roo (robertmanners): Oooh drizzled with olive oil and sprinkled with shaved pecorino.

] Dehrynn Shepherd: he’s on my Fist

[18:39] Jimmie Teebrook: so using a brillo pad as a beat off pad is not a good idea?

[20:18] Swallo: Matt’s really getting anal bleaching in Mexico

[19:44] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): I got yer fossilhanging right HERE, BIATCH!!!

[19:40] Jimmie Teebrook: its hard enough

[19:16] Robbie Roo (robertmanners): Could swallow a horse I expect.[19:21] Robbie Roo (robertmanners): I like swallowing.

re [18:44] Jed Hall (justyen.silvershade): I’m losing my eyesight… I swaer I had a big penis…. 😛

[19:16] Jagger (jaggerrogue): coming so hard I’m soaked

[19:09] Kyne Tigerpaw: Ugh, the lust for perfection is a lot of work. Better to just stick it in.

[18:27] Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Oh it wasn’t THAT hard

Dehrynn Shepherd: well the first inch is always the hardest, its the other 9 or so inches when I push them in that makes them squeal

Dehrynn Shepherd: I was shocked to wake up having an inch this morning

[18:51] Shizuka Tsunenaga quickly knits Matt’s willy a cozy

[18:42] Matt Hall (matt0213): Bhakti is checking out seed cattle logs

[18:29] Jagger (jaggerrogue): oh sticky keys just came

[18:15] Dehrynn Shepherd: well, you know. I offered Matt unrestricted access to the porn section in my brain

Kaj Juutilainen-Eismann (kaj.juutilainen): Ooh I never thought about rezzing my Kyne doll on my ass

[19:51] Noah (NoahParker2000 Resident): words i need to take out of my keyword alerts with i visit here – “porn”, “naked”, “assballs”

[18:46] Randy DeVinna: Without Skype, the country will be sold for parts. Their porn is awful and unusually hairy.

[19:47] Jagger (jaggerrogue): I get free washes

[20:49] Kyne Tigerpaw: HAAAARD! HAAAAARD!

[19:31] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): thanks Matt…I almost squirted