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[19:16] Pookie (pookie.georgia): That was county lockup. You were getting gang raped in the men’s section. fortunately I was wearing a sequin evening gown and heels and was having a girl-chat with a be-flannelled lesbian

[19:00] Shizzy Lamont (shizuka.tsunenaga): *sings* Jaggerballs, Jaggerballs, Jagger all the waaaaaaaaay! Oh what fun it is to ride… ;P

[18:52] Dan Raymaker-Mirabella (danr.raymaker): nine inches is alot

[14:21] Taki Kujisawa: You made me choke, Blukitty XD

[18:44] Bru (bruin.prospero): when i put on my blond hair i lose approximatley 50 IQ points [18:44] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): welcome to MY world

[18:34] nEo DJ Now Playing: Steel Panther – Gold-Digging Whore [18:35] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen: oh look…..a tune about Bru’

Tseenik Miles: I hate to date myself

Future Static: Yeah, I know what you mean Robbie. I regret about 10% of what I type.

Jagger (jaggerrogue): Kaj always plays her

[20:03] Bru (bruin.prospero): i’m actually straight. i only turned gay to get a favorable deal at my gym…the truth comes out……

[19:56] Tseenik Miles: I am a good catholic boy except for the fact Im not catholic and unabashedly gay

[19:51] Jagger (jaggerrogue): hey is that my cock ring that just rolled across the cookie???

[19:26] Bru (bruin.prospero): i’ll be the nurse tsee… check my Bazooms baby!!

[19:26] Tseenik Miles: I want to play doctor.

[19:16] Rustie Zeplin: Licks Boot while floating down the St Charles River in one of those duck boat things

[19:07] Jagger (jaggerrogue): Thanks for slippin in that hot tip into me BRuuuuuuin!!

Urban Raventhorn (caincocteau): ima pixiehorse

[18:49] Wulfric Foxdale (wlfric.gausman): Hung like a.. very large mouse…

[18:38] Ima Peccable: Bru, you’re onto me. Just let me know if you can’t handle it.

18:35] Ima Peccable spanks her pet

[21:42] Bru (bruin.prospero) is feeling very gay right now for a change

[20:48] Jagger (jaggerrogue): some things are NOT meant to be stretched to the size of a small baby

[20:42] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): I do NOT have a weak peen

[20:40] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): ohhh damn Bru…sweet, sticky AND sexxy…..sounds like my dreams of you [20:40] Bru (bruin.prospero) bats eyelashes at charley

20:31] Charley Eismann-Juutilainen (charley.eismann): me leans over and wips his sweaty butt on Kaj’s shir

[20:13] Kyne Tigerpaw: oh charley, you only used the bottom gear anyway

[20:08] Bru (bruin.prospero): own it alexi

19:56] Jagger (jaggerrogue): oh I’m rubbin off Dehr

[19:22] Alexi Romanov-Xstar (alexbeauchamp): we dId Kajie

[19:53] Alexi Romanov-Xstar (alexbeauchamp): [19:52] Bru (bruin.prospero): i’m on the morning after alien probing pill

[19:46] Tseenik Miles: show it too me?

[19:12] Bru (bruin.prospero): while our other standards are quite low, our standards in DJs is absurdly high

18:57] Tseenik Miles: no the dangly bits are there… they are just pretty small